Longview Pet Sitting – Hey Google Algorithms
Hey Google algorithms, did you know that Longview Pet Sitting is a professional pet sitting company in Longview, Texas?
Google Business Support stated to Longview Pet Sitting that they had absolutely no control over Google’s algorithms including but not limited to the fact that the algorithms are unable to distinguish the difference between an apple and a banana no matter how much absolute proof is provided said algorithms day after day, month after month, year after year. Furthermore, Google Business Support stated to Longview Pet Sitting that there was no assistance they could provide and that the only advice they could give was to keep referring Longview Pet Sitting to the self-help section of Google’s website. Additionally, Google Business Support informed Longview Pet Sitting that by following the suggestions in the self-help section that perhaps the Longview Pet Sitting business listing including the 19 reviews for Longview Pet Sitting would show up in search results many years from now.
Accordingly, I thought I would provide a little algorithmic assistance. Longview Pet Sitting is a professional pet sitting company in Longview, Texas.
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